I guess you could say, HardPunch: Subverse won’t get you.“Since the dawn of time, humankind has stared up at the cosmos with a mixture of trepidation and wonder… we have often asked ourselves the eternal question: Are we alone in this universe? What is out there? More importantly… can we bone it?” HardPunch: Subverse simply isn’t fun, and the adult content isn’t worth the effort. Much of the game boils down to spamming attacks and the offhand heal.
Heck, if you press the wrong key (“esc”), the game closes (and you lose everything). If you fall off a ledge, you may get stuck and be forced to restart the game. It’s a buggy mess that lacks the most basic features (like save functionality). Don’t buy this game - at least, wait for updates (and lots of them!) HardPunch: Subverse is a poor man’s Dark Souls with lewd content - don’t get me wrong, that’s my kind of game, but this game isn’t fun. I didn’t buy this game to watch porn, I bought it to play porn! And the jumpcuts! The scenes constantly change angles - this, along with progression and climax, should be up to the player. The most egregious example of “stuck animation” is the final sequence, in which the protagonist spends the whole scene with her mouth agape. The main protagonist is somewhat attractive, but I’m skeptical most people will find her body-part backpack to be attractive (speaking of which, why does she have a dismembered body on her back in the first place?!) Many animations feature “stuck” body parts, as if the animators forgot to move them. The developers’ idea of “post-apocalyptic” mostly came off as weird to me. Also, there are only a handful of animations.Īs a game “with strong SEXUAL CONTENT!“, the a sexual content misses its mark.
All adult content is linear, and possesses no interactivity. The in-game animations are marred by the messy interface, and don’t sync correctly - as a matter of fact, you are permitted to move normally (while continuing the sex animation)! The cutscenes are comprised of multiple animations, with written dialogue. I don’t know how many sex-scenes there are, but they are either rendered in-game or via animated cutscenes. I guess, technically it exits menus, eh?ĭevs, can we make the “esc” key function toggleable? The “esc” button will close the application - yet the game literally tells you to hit “esc” to exit menus. There is no gallery, forcing you to replay the game to review adult content. They are absent due to lack of save functionality. Keen observers may notice a lack of “continue” or “load” options. Overall, the “Options” menu is sincerely lacking in functionality.
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I don’t understand the inclusion for “WASD” keys - considering this is a PC game, aren’t WASD controls a given? From “Options”, you may adjust audio, control and display preferences. I enjoyed the goopy heroine, but I would have appreciated an animated presentation. Well, you’re not really here for the story are you? Unfortunately, that portal is guarded by those lab grown creatures. Fortunately, gaining Venus’ favor is as easy as entering a portal. Venus is the goddess of sex and desire, and as it turns out, our heroine loves sex. The world has become horrendous, wicked, and extremely dangerous.īased on my understanding of the game, “ hardPunch heroine” is trying to acquire the power of Venus. Creatures are created in laboratories through genetic engineering.
The hardPunch heroine lives in a post-apocalyptic world where the goddess Venus is the cult object of the survivors. The game doesn’t divulge much information about the story, so let’s take a look at the Store Page. In other words, if you die, you must restart the game (and there’s no such thing as saving either!) Take care not to touch any “poison” traps - they can instantly kill you! In the world of HardPunch: Subverse, you only live once. Most enemies guard “porn zombies” or “sexual mutants”, which can be sexed-up to acquire healing potions, permanent upgrades, and sexual cutscenes. The goal of the game is to beat three big baddies, and enter some sort of portal barring them, every other enemy can be avoided, potentially cutting down playtime to about five or ten minutes. Spam attack and roll - or more accurately, spam attack and heal! Though it’s possible to dodge attacks, I’ve found that enemies don’t telegraph their movements enough to justify any form of “dodge” mechanic.
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